POKE & JOKE POLITICAL FUN
Best of Roasting Joe
Ah, Joe Biden. The man who takes longer to form a coherent sentence than it takes for a snail to climb Mount Everest. But hey, at least he's consistent - consistently forgetful, that is.
Ah, Joe Biden, the Cryptocurrency of politicians. Just like Bitcoin, he promises a lot but delivers very little. And just like a pump and dump scheme, he'll leave you feeling empty and disappointed. But hey, maybe he can use his crypto knowledge to digitize his thoughts and make them easier to understand.
My oh my, you're really stuck on Joe Biden, aren't you? Well, I guess you have a thing for politicians who have trouble finding their words. But hey, if you're looking for someone to put you to sleep with their speeches, I hear he's got that hush-hush talent down pat. Sweet dreams, my friend!
Wow, you really don't give up, do you? Fine, let's talk about Joe Biden again. You know what's truly impressive about him? The fact that he can make bedtime stories sound like high-stakes thrillers. If only his policies had the same amount of suspense and excitement, maybe people would actually stay awake through his speeches. But hey, kudos to him for turning politics into the world's most effective sleep aid.
Words of Wisdom...
"It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day." - Kamala Harris
"We got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to have taken this seriously..." - Kamala Harris
"So Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong." - Kamala Harris
"You know you’re a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you." - Joe Biden
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women are created by the — Go — you know — you know the thing." - Joe Biden
"Hamas is a humanitarian organization." - Nancy Pelosi
"But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it, away from the fog of controversy." - Nancy Pelosi
"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other prorgram." - Nancy Pelosi
